Are you looking for a status piece to flex on all your parent friends?
most children are money pits with little return on investment (poopy diapers don’t count as a return)
this little guy is all return! Get every penny you invest in him you get back!
(except toonies, the hole is too small and they get stuck inside, there’s already one in there currently FREEBIE!)
IF YOU ARE READING THIS SEND A SCREENSHOT TO @chufflord DM FOR A DISCOUNT CODE ON ANYTHING IN THE STORE!🔥🔥🔥🔥
⚠️THIS IS PURELY A JOKE, PLEASE DONT BUY THIS⚠️